I appreciate your concern. I do. I can sense your sincerity. It’s nice to know I’ll be missed. But try to hug me again and I will break your fucking arm. Seriously. We are not friends. We are not family. Yes, we are bound together by crap wages, a lousy working atmosphere, an unreasonable dress […]
Jesus Part 1.
I didn’t mean you personally. I’m not singling you out. I meant the collective you. As in, I hate all of you ignorant, backwoods, Bible toting, Jesus freaks. Maybe you missed the memo, but this is a business. It’s not a worship service. It’s not a prayer meeting. It’s not fucking church camp. I am not here to […]