Tag Archives: God

Jesus Part 1.


I didn’t mean you personally. I’m not singling you out. I meant the collective you. As in, I hate all of you ignorant, backwoods, Bible toting, Jesus freaks. Maybe you missed the memo, but this is a business. It’s not a worship service. It’s not a prayer meeting. It’s not fucking church camp. I am not here to […]

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Stuck on you.

Jesus is my co-pilot

I’m sure your car will be unmanned in the event of the rapture. It will also be unmanned when I yank you through the window and kick your ass. Turn your blinker off, get out of the fast lane, and head back to Hooterville. Fucking hick. You’re secure in your salvation. How nice for you. I’m sure […]

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