Tag Archives: Kids

You light up my life.

You’re right.  I apologize.  I screwed up.  It was a stupid thing to do.  Especially in front of children.  I wasn’t thinking.  There was very little thought involved, actually.  It just happened.  I’d been drinking and it seemed like a good idea. The kids loved it.  Seriously.  They were laughing their little asses off.  We […]

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Lovin’, touchin’, squeezin’.


I’ve never been more proud.   Really.   This makes it all worthwhile.   I can die happy.   I might as well do it now.   This fucking instant.   Because the only way you’re becoming a massage therapist is over my cold, dead body. There is no way in hell.   You’re a beautiful, intelligent, questionably rational girl.   Be […]

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